I am thankful for life, a job, and my Mom.
I'm also thankful that I don't have to cook a big spread. The bad part is I still want a Turkey Dinner with most of the fixings.
How did I get so lucky you ask? Each year, my Mom says that she doesn't want a Turkey Dinner, this year I decided to listen.
Then , the weirdo from across the street
gave her a Turkey. Yesterday, she complained because I didn't offer to cook
it.
