The new moon has made me dred mercury in retrograde

It seemed as if everyone with any type of issue showed up at the branch this week. Security suspended a man who would leave his belongings inside the branch in random spots throughout the library and proceed to walk out of the building. He would then return every hour or so and peek, to see if his belongings were in the same place he left them and then exit the building again. Security found him spitting in the men's restroom. As they were escorting him out of the building, he stated that he didn't need this library anyway. He returned about 3 hours later and I reminded him that he was suspended. He returned again, the next day and once again, I had to remind him that he was suspended and for how many days.