Today is the first day that I had to report a patron masturbating. It was brought to my attention by a wheelchair bound patron who was waiting to use the computer.
As I was walking past, on my way back to the staff area.
Patron: "Ew, just nasty."
I leaned in to hear what he was saying clearly because I thought that I didn't hear him clearly.
The patron whispered in my ear that the man at terminal 351 was masturbating. I glanced over and there he was. One hand inside his pants, just working away; while he used the other hand to maneuver the mouse.
Instead of heading to my desk in the back, I made a bee line for the reference desk, so that I could call security and report the incident. I waited five minutes for an officer to arrive.
I pointed out the offending patron.
THE PATRON HAD THE NERVE TO NOT ONLY DENY IT, BUT TO ASK WHO COMPLAINED. I overheard all of this while I was once again making an attempt to return to my desk in the staff area.
I told the patron that I had seen him with my own eyes. First, he said, " I was scratching myself."
I looked at him with a smirk on my face. He then said, " Don't you have work that you should be doing!"
The security officer simply made the patron get up so that he could be escorted out of the building.