Mr M Cool(In his mind)

I'm telling you in advance that this is about the custodian assigned to our floor.

I saw the custodian outside this morning when I arrived. Supplies in hand and he was walking away from the
Building. This man has a mean pimp walk and it looks like his feet hurt in sneakers.

The day shift starts at 6am, so a break at 9am is expected.

When I arrive to my desk, my recycle bin had the same debris from last night.( they took away our trash cans.)

I went to the restroom and it was the same as last night.

I went to the reference dest at 10am, neither the trash nor recycle cans had been emptied from yesterday.

I spoke to my co-worer at 12:30@m regarding the lack of service from our custodian.

My co-worker said, "He's in the supply closet sleep, if you're looking for him."

Finally, at 1:00pm, he began emptying our recycle cans. He leaves at 2pm.