This dude approached me at the desk and said he was looking for his friend. He said, "You may know who he is, he has come up to you and asked you numerous questions whenever he is here."
My response, "Nope! Who doesn't come up here asking numerous questions?"
I asked him if he had looked on the other floors. He said, "His favorite floor is this one and he isn't answering his cell phone."
Next dude asked me, "Do you know where the PLAYAS SPOT is in the library?"
I said, " in the corner in the back."
He said, "You got the corner in the back part right, but it's on the 5th floor."
I asked him if he had looked for his friend on the 5th floor. He told me his friend wasn't a PLAYA, he only thinks that he is.