This is what a patron said when he approached me at the reference desk.
I asked him to repeat himself. I gave him a very odd look and said,
The patron said, "You are looking at me as if I have lost my mind."
That is exactly what I was thinking!
He goes on to say that he is looking for a book that he can't find because we keep moving books on this floor.
The patron told me the title of the book that he was looking for, but because he was trying to sound sexy and whisper, I couldn't quite understand what he was saying. Finally, it dawned on me that dude was trying to flirt. I said, "IF IT IS THE SAME BOOK THAT I HELPED YOU FIND BEFORE, IT IS IN THE SAME PLACE IT WAS THE LAST TIME THAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR IT."
Patron: Yeah, it's a three volume set and if you aren't familiar with it, you need to familiarize
yourself with it.
Me: Yeah well, it's right over there were it has been since the books were shifted.
I guess I was supposed to be turned on because this fool comes into the library to read