"Hello, I graduated from college, can you tell me how many units I have?". My co-worker was stunned into silence for a few seconds.
"Yeah, I have a press release and I want to know if someone can tell me whether or not I should use one of the sentences."
"Is noseless a word?" I gave the answer. 2nd question..
" How do you spell Florence Night.engale's last name because it's not spelled like the bird.--This patron always calls with these crossword like questions.
"Why do I have to go into the library to read a reference book? Why can't you just look up what I need and read me the answers over the telephone.
There is always a telephone reference that annoys us.