There was a man walking around with a stack of blank payroll checks.
He said they wouldn't cash his personal check at the check cashing place. They told him that the only accept payroll checks. He said that he wanted to type his own payroll checks. He then began talking about having just completed shooting a film. I told him that he couldn't use his personal paper in the library printers.
About 5 minutes later, he came back talking about having $400 in the bank that he couldn't access until Monday.
I told him to try kin*os.