Last week, I just happened to be in the staff area behind the reference desk. A female patron was cursing at a male librarian and calling him everthing but his birth name.
Following proceedure, the librarian called security so that the patron could be escorted from the building.
Security arrived, dude determined that the patron was cute, and said, "Oh, okay, I'll help you."
That was the second incident in two weeks, where the security guard decided the patron was cute, so she was allowed a free pass from acting out.