Staff meeting: While waiting for the meeting to begin, somehow the conversation turned to how
expensive hair cuts are.
Pt. Librarian, "Well, I cut my own hair and I guess that I've saved hundreds of
dollars over time." [we now know why she rocks a bad high top
fade with a duck tail]
Monthly services meeting: I was showing a fellow librarian a delightful find, Band Aid's Blister
Block. She commented that she has a hard time finding wide shoes.
Another librarian blurted, "That's why I shop at Pay*ess, they have
wide shoes in all kinds of styles."
The conversation paused......then we changed the subject.
This morning, my first hour on the reference desk. My co-worker annouces as she approached the desk, "I'm still HIGH from yesterday!" [She called in sick yesterday, saying that she was going to the emergency room to receive a morphine shot for her migraine.]