Patron: Can you direct me to a section?
Patron: Where are the sex books?
Me: I believe that they are on the next floor up, in the 600's but I will get a title for you.
Patron: I don't mean fiction!
Me: I know, you would like a manual; something like K*rma S*tra
Patron: Yeah. You know I feel like libraries are where knowledge is.
(I continued to search the catalog with the same response that I give everyone)
As I was waiting for the printout, the patron stated,"You know I feel powerful in a green
leather jacket[as he tugged on the lapel of said jacket.]"
What the fuck?!?
I don't like random assed people, so I would probably suck at your gig. Seriously.
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