Yesterday afternoon, a patron brought a library card that had been left at the print station to the reference desk.
My co-worker scanned the card to see if it was valid. She said, "That's differents."
I asked, "What's different?"
My co-worker, "The patron's name."
I looked at the screen...........the patron's first name is OBSESSION......I just had to check the birth year, and it's 1989.
I said aloud, "I wonder what her Momma's name is?"
Her Mom watched way too many commercials,Obsession perfume was big at that time.
You might be setting your daughter up for a career as a stripper if you name her... Obsession.
Of all the current assaults on our noble republic, perhaps none is more dangerous than the public option - specifically, the public library option.
For far too long, this menace has undermined the very foundations of our economy. While companies like Amazon and Barnes & Noble struggle valiantly each day to sell books, these communistic cabals known as libraries undercut the hard work of good corporate citizens by letting people read their books for free. How is the private sector supposed to compete with free? And just what does this public option give us? People can spend hours and hours in these dens of socialism without having to buy so much as a cappuccino. Furthermore, not only can anyone read books for free in the library, they can take them home, too. They get a simple card that can be used at any library in town. No checking on the previous condition of books they've read. No literacy test. Nothing. Yet, do these libertines of literature let you choose any book you want, anytime you want it? No. Have you ever tried to get the latest best-seller at a public library? They put you on a waiting list for that, my friend. And if you do ask these government apparatchiks a question about a book, they start talking your ear off, and pretty soon they're telling you what to read.
Of course, if you break one of their petty rules and return a book late, you have to pay fines that mount grotesquely each day. Even if you die, your overdue fees keep piling up. Is that not a death tax? How long must the elderly live in fear of burdening their children with these unfair sanctions on their estates?
Don't be fooled for a minute. Somebody has to pay for these "free" libraries, and I'll tell you who it is, pal. Those good ol' suckers, the American taxpayers, that's who.
Have you ever wondered who's really behind this public library option? And don't you think it's fishy that they mask their nefarious activities with benign-sounding names, like Friends of the Library? What's their real agenda - and why do they have so many "volunteer" meetings, anyway?
No, my fellow Americans. We cannot wait until we're all goose-stepped into a massive book checkout line. This assault on capitalism and our very way of life has got to end. Be subversive ... burn your library card! Go out and buy a book!
figures it comes from SF ROFL
Being a tax payer, I guess I'll be getting my library card next lol after finally getting my drivers license.
anyhoo, I don't know what to say about the name OBESSION--- wow I guess it's better than des`Moniqushaqunitanae (I actually know someone by that name)
wow...and they say, what's in a name?
@Kim: The connection between the perfume and the time of birth did occur to us.
Stripper name was my 1st thought. That's why I wonder what her Mom's name is.
@Brother You know San Francisco never ceases to amaze.
@maxxgirl A library card is a good thing to have.
Post a Comment