Why I gotta get the questions from the drunks that smell like they had the liquor drip in through an I.V.?
The last one kept tellling me he couldn't find the books because his eyes are so bad. Let's try, you are too drunk to read the small print. After I located the book for him, he tells me, "You are so pretty."
My response, "Un huh, thank you." Yet he didn't go away, he wanted more.
*****The kicker: He only wanted books by Sandra Browne! *******
rofl, man that's hilarious. When I'm drunk, that LAST thing I want to do is read!
Well at least he's in the library and not behind the wheel of a car...lol
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